Category: Humor

Flatlined

Flatlined

  I can’t explain it, but I am D.O.A.–Doug on arrival. My head, filled with what seems like bubble wrap. Pudding is livelier. I have creatively flatlined.  Demonstrated by my recent absence from this blog. Orphans get more attention. If & when I ever get another idea it will be like lighting a match in …

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I’m Tired Of…

I’m Tired Of…

      Here are 50 things I’m tired of…       Johnny Depp Amber Heard Multiple Sclerosis Gerrymandering  Vlad Putin Tom Selleck’s Reverse Mortgage Unopenable Chip Bags Huge Trucks & SUV’s Any of the Kardashians Ear Hair Jussie Smallett Wordle Scores Cornhole Golden State Warriors Derek Chauvin “Stages” of NASCAR Tight Jeans (on …

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Never Used SUV Names

Never Used SUV Names

    Our roads are filled with on-the-go SUV’s and work-duty trucks. Inside are active drivers & families busy with jobs, chores and adventurous plans. The brand names of these vehicles are the best.  They convey boundless energy and beautiful journeys behind majestic nameplates of grand nature!   Look there!…It’s a Kia Sedona. I see …

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20 Jokes

20 Jokes

    A recent news story detailed a man in Brazil (it’s always either Brazil or Florida) getting a 2kg dumbbell stuck in his rear end which was later removed by doctors.   In response here are twenty jokes by My Odd Sock.     1.  Made it harder to butt-dial. 2.  I’ve heard of …

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High Performance Guy

High Performance Guy

    I am not high performance, but apparently…I am. Dri-Fit apparel has been around for years.  If you aren’t familiar with the term, Dri-Fit is a polyester-type material used to make clothing by sports brands for “athletes and active lifestyles”…of which I am neither.     Yet digging through my shirt drawer, I happened …

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Neck Cracking

Neck Cracking

  Go ahead with your little mindless habits.  You won’t bother me. Not one bit. Spin the ring on your finger. Twist your hair.  Or bite your nails. Click a pen, pick at your lip or fiddle with your ear.   Don’t stop ‘cuz of me.  You probably don’t know you even do these things …

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Big Deal Little Deal No Deal

Big Deal Little Deal No Deal

  You are faced with challenges each & every day. And having multiple sclerosis only adds to that fact. Therefore, every day it’s your job to figure out how to deal with those challenges. To make it easier, My Odd Sock has turned it into a game!   I’ll provide the situation…then you decide if …

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Variety Pack

Variety Pack

  It’s called “Variety Pack” because this post to My Odd Sock consists of a mish-mash of leftover thoughts & observations. Like the variety pack of cereal boxes from your grocer, there may be some you enjoy and some, well, that will be shoved to the back of the pantry. Let’s dig in…   Am …

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I’m Tired Of…

I’m Tired Of…

  I am offering myself this platform to speak out. I am an eight-year member of AARP.  I wear Rockports.  I drive slow.  I am losing my hair.  Correction: not losing hair, it’s just growing in the wrong places. I get cranky and have to let it out before I have a stroke. So here …

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For Sale By Owner

For Sale By Owner

    Ever been given a gift you didn’t want? A gift you didn’t ask for? A gift you have never used since? Of course you have.  We all have.     With most gifts you can return them.  But this particular gift, I would be too embarrassed to take back. It was a shiny …

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