My New Diet

My New Diet

 

It was time to make a change in my diet.

For starters, no more blueberry donuts at breakfast.  No more unhealthy snacking throughout the day.

I realized I haven’t been myself lately.

Sluggish. No pep.

I had no energy.  No enthusiasm.

I was listless.  Plain lazy.

I didn’t want to walk.  I didn’t want to play.  Even going for a drive didn’t excite me like it once did.

My skin was dull.  My hair drab.

Everything was simply…”blah.”

Period.

 

Time had come to go in a different direction.

So I made the change.  A new diet.  MY new diet…formulated for MY unique nutritional needs.

Perhaps you’ve heard of it.

 

What a difference it has made in my life!

Introducing…The Farmer’s Doug.

The Farmer’s Doug is fresh, healthy Doug food.

Made from human-grade ingredients.

Prepared in safe, clean kitchens!

It was just what I wanted!

Honestly, it’s what we want to feed ALL our Dougs!

 

Convenient AND delicious!

 

And they make it easy too by delivering right to my door!

The Farmer’s Doug isn’t just higher quality food.

They send it pre-portioned packages, specifically measured for my particular needs.  So I won’t overeat.  Won’t over-indulge.

That’s what makes it so effortless for this Doug to reach and maintain my ideal weight.

 

I play tug with more vigor!

 

Since switching to The Farmer’s Doug, I’m back to being my old self.

I’m active again.  I’m playful like I used to be.

I have healthier skin.  My coat shines.  Fresher breath.  And no more flabby belly rubs!

My family LOVES the new me!

 

The changes in me are amazing!

Now, thanks to The Farmer’s Doug, I can lead a full, LONG, healthy life!

Yep, I’ve ditched the other traditional dry and wet Doug foods.

You know, the ones that are fully processed.  Yuck, who want that?

I went fresh…and I feel great!

It’s my new diet…thanks to The Farmer’s Doug!

 

 

 

4 Replies to “My New Diet”

  1. I think you need to lay off that Doug Food. Next thing you know, you might find yourself sniffing people’s butts, or you know what to someone’s leg. Your wife may want to keep you on a leash at social gatherings. You don’t want to embarrass yourself. 🙂

    1. Margaret,
      You are SO right! I may even start licking…well, I won’t go there. Thanks for your ever enjoyable comments, I truly appreciate hearing from you…but you could of just whistled and I would have come!

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