26. January 2015

1 Comment

MS Dos And Don’ts

 

 

Rules to live by.

Rules to live by.

 

 

Having multiple sclerosis isn’t difficult if you simply use a little common sense.

 

To give you some healthy guidelines, My Odd Sock has created the list of “MS Dos And Don’ts.”

 

Let’s get busy, shall we…..

 

 

 

Don't stray too far!

Don’t stray too far!

 

 

DO be aware of your bladder.  Accidents happen.

 

DON’T tether yourself to the toilet.

 

 

 

 

 

Have you seen my shirt?

Have you seen my shirt?

 

 

DO remain active.  Exercise is important in the fight against MS.

 

DON’T use the exercise bike as a laundry rack.

 

 

 

The doctor is busy now.

The doctor is busy now.

 

 

 

DO make a point to be on time for doctors appointments.

 

DON’T make the doctor late for his 3:15 tee time.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Pleasure doin business with you!

Pleasure doin business with you!

 

 

DO get a disabled parking placard for shopping convenience.

 

DON’T sell your placard on the black market.

 

 

 

 

 

Phew, I'm cooler now.

Phew, I’m cooler now.

 

 

DO wear a cooling vest during Summer’s warmer temperatures.

 

DON’T try to stay comfortable wearing less clothing.

 

 

 

 

Gotta pee now.

Gotta pee now.

 

 

DO keep your body hydrated by drinking 8 to 10 glasses of water each day.

 

DON’T drink it all at once.

 

 

 

 

That's a triple 18.

That’s a triple 18.

 

 

DO participate in an approved disease modifying treatment program.

 

DON’T use the syringes for a game of darts.

 

 

 

 

Have any croutons?

Have any croutons?

 

 

DO be aware of MS-related leg tremors.  Alert your doctor of any changes.

 

DON’T rely on your leg tremors at dinner to shake the bottle of salad dressing.

 

 

 

Can I have a wine spritzer?

Can I have a wine spritzer?

 

 

DO keep important items like hand disinfectant & tissues in the basket of a rollator.

 

DON’T use the rollator basket to chill your adult beverages.

 

 

 

It's an uphill climb, but you got this!

It’s an uphill climb, but you got this!

 

 

Finally, DO remain positive.  Stay active & engaged.

 

DON’T give up and don’t withdraw.  You are bigger than the MS we fight.

 

 

Keep moving.

 

sock

 

 

Continue reading...

24. January 2015

3 Comments

World’s Worst Classified

 

I found this classified ad in the local paper.

Now if I could only figure out what it’s for…..

 

Sure, I got one to sell!

Sure, I got one to sell!

 

What?  What are you paying $325 bucks for?

Maybe you or I have what this person wants.

Heck, we may have several of them to sell!

Whatever it is, we’ll be getting the best price!

 

Lemme guess, you want to buy a canoe?  Extension ladder?  Toenails?  Atom splitter?  Zebra hide?  Lava lamp?  Piccolo?  Dryer lint?

Gotta be more specific buddy.

If YOU have any idea what this ad is buying..or have a guess, let me know with a comment and we’ll go halfsies on what we make!

In the meantime I’ll keep guessing…Car parts?  Bobby pins?  Dresser drawers?

sock

Continue reading...

20. January 2015

3 Comments

War On Spasticity

 

What the?

What the?

 

The picture on your left is :

 

A-  A medieval torture chamber.

B-  Devices of a Dominatrix.

C-  Things I use to battle spasticity.

 

 

 

Although there may be some truth to both answers A and B, my intention was for you to choose answer C.  

Because C includes many of the weapons I use in my war on spasticity.

 

War is hell.

War is hell.

 

 

I call it a “war on spasticity for the reason of its never-ending vengeance.

Spasticity never gives up no matter how much stretching, exercise and Baclofen thrown at it!

 

Spasticity is the ISIS of my multiple sclerosis.  Hard to contain and difficult to control, spasticity flares up without regard.

 

Do too much?  Spasticity is there to say you over did it.

Sit too long?  Spasticity spasms make it difficult to stand.

 

 

 

My gams have splinters.

My gams have splinters.

 

 

Some days I feel as though I am walking with two x fours as legs.  (Thankful I am walking!)

(Please excuse my embarrassing cankles!)

 

 

 

My arsenal in the war on spasticity includes:

 

Upside-down fun.

Upside-down fun.

 

 

An inversion table.

Used before bedtime, it helps ease restless leg quivers.

It is also a good way to drain fluid from weary legs and relax an aching back.

 

 

 

 

Looks kinky to me.

Looks kinky to me.

 

 

My PRECORE stretching machine is a nice, easy way to stretch one’s entire body.

 

I use it before getting on the inversion table during my my pre-sleep ritual.

(Brushing & flossing are also beddy-bye habits.)

 

 

 

Splints, bands & belts oh my!

Splints, bands & belts oh my!

 

Plus, here’s my assortment of stretching bands, physical therapy belt, foam roller, Dyna-Splint (for foot drop), sprinter’s stick (to roll over tight muscles) and a calf stretch thingy whatchamacallit.

 

 

Truth is, you don’t need all this stuff to ease your spasticity.  This is just all I have collected in my 18 years of slaying the MS monster.

Although I would recommend a foam roller & belt to do simple floor(or chair) stretches.  And a sprinter’s stick is divine to use yourself or if you are lucky to have someone roll it for you!

These items are inexpensive and easy to find online or at any sporting goods store.

 

Well I’ve been sitting here way too long.  Time to get up and move….

Aaaaaagggghh, God!

Tell me how YOU do battle with spasticity in a comment.  We’re all in this war together!

Man, sometimes I think it would be easier with a Dominatrix.

sock

Continue reading...

10. January 2015

1 Comment

Brain Drain #22

 

Let's drain.

Let’s drain.

 

Welcome to “Brain Drain,” the ongoing series of posts where yours truly lets go of some things that have disturbed me.

 

Since it has been a year since the last Brain Drain, I’ve come to conclude I am mellowing in my old age.  (That and I have been wearing white Rockports lately.  Next, I’ll be driving with my blinker on.)

 

Let’s get on with Brain Drain….

 

 

 

Dumb Product

I found this product in Parade Magazine.

(My God yet another sign I’m getting older!)

Simply stupid.

Simply stupid.

 

The Whistle Activity Monitor works like a FitBit for your dog by recording Fido’s activity

Isn’t this product a bit overkill?

Do I really need this as a pet owner?

 

Every dog I’ve ever owned spends most of its day licking itself.  Does this count as an activity?

The Whistle Monitor also charts a dog’s appetite.  

Great, this will come in handy to know how much Jasper ate out of the garbage can!

 

Honestly I could think of a million other ways to spend a hundred dollar bill!

 

What’s next…

 

 

Retail Sales

 

How much savings?

How much savings?

 

Sales drive me crazy.

Sales are the lifeblood of any retail business…but are they really sales?

 

The picture to the left was sent to me by an alert shopper.

 

The Puffer coat is on sale for one-tenth of a percent MORE than the Covington scarf coat.

What will a person do with these tremendous savings?

 

Stores like Kohl’s have sales constantly.  Two-Day Sale.  Three-Day Sale.  They have the Biggest Sale of the Year sale several times a year.

How do they top that?

 

 

Another Macy's sale.

Another Macy’s sale.

 

 

Macy’s is the worst though.

 

 

Macy’s bombards you with sale ads, but have you taken a good look at the fine print?

 

 

 

 

Excludes oxygen in the store.

Excludes oxygen in the store.

 

 

The list of excluded items during a Macy’s sale is longer than Shaq’s inseam!

 

I would be faster thru the line at Social Security, grocery AND the DMV before you could finish reading the list of Macy’s exclusions.

There can’t be much else that’s left in the store to sell!

 

Moving on…

 

 

New Business

 

The news has been good.  The economy is recovering.  The unemployment rate is lower.  And the economic landscape is ripe for new business.

In fact, there is a new retailer who has opened its doors in my neighborhood…..

 

Used a sword for ribbon-cutting.

Used a sword for ribbon-cutting.

Yes that’s right.  Ninja Supply.

Ninja Supply?  Really?

Oh that’s handy.  I’ve needed a new throwing star!

I’ll stop there on my way home from the Dojo.

Can I get a gift card, Grasshopper?

Let me remind you…I live in Ohio.  The Ninja population here is tiny, almost nonexistent.  You are more likely to see a dinosaur than a Ninja.

If anyone in Ohio wears a Ninja mask–they’re probably a bank robber.

Safe to say a Ninja in Ohio doesn’t wear a Kimono—more like a wife-beater.  And has a mullet.

So will Ninja Supply be successful?  Hard to say but the odds aren’t good.

 

 

There now.  All better.  I’ve let out all the bad chi that has building inside.

Be sure to lay some of your Brain Drain in a comment and you’ll feel better too.

sock

 

 

 

 

Continue reading...

5. January 2015

3 Comments

The Fall Guy

Thrills & Spills!

Thrills & Spills!

 

 

My Christmas holiday was like an old episode of TV’s “The Fall Guy.”

Well, sort of.

It had nothing to do with Lee Majors, star of the action-adventure series from the 1980′s.  Nor did it have anything to do with being a Hollywood stuntman turned bounty hunter (the plot of the show).

I suppose the only thing my holiday had in common with the show was the title.

You see, I was “The Fall Guy.”

 

 

 

I had a fall the week before Christmas.  A hard fall.  Probably the hardest fall in my 18 years with multiple sclerosis,

 

My fumble-feet stumbled over each other causing me to go head-first onto the garage floor.

Lying on my belly, I raised my melon head to the sight & sound of blood gushing out as if squirting from a faucet.

I screamed more than a few expletives, pissed at myself & pissed at MS, for falling.  My son heard the commotion and came to see what happened.  Upon sight of all the blood, he grabbed a phone and dialed 911.

Soon enough, we had a firetruck and an ambulance on the scene, along with enough feelings of guilty ridiculousness on my part to fill BOTH vehicles.

A few hours later I rolled out of the hospital ER (in a wheelchair of course) with four stitches in my brow, a mushed face and a bruised ego.

Other than that I was fine.

 

In fact, I was well enough to turn my plight into a fun game for all ages!

 

Which one of the following three pictures is my eye?

Is it…..

 

A.    

Smokey eyes.

Smokey eyes.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

B.   

High fashion.

High fashion.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Or, C.   

Needs a brow pluck.

Needs a brow pluck.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

All in all my experience taught me three things.

1.   The hardness of concrete is greater than my face.

2.  A fall equals feelings of an idiot.

3.  Maybe this Fall Guy should use a walker.

 

sock

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Continue reading...

30. December 2014

6 Comments

Roll Model

Let’s dig deep into the My Odd Sock archives for this moldy-oldy…..

 

 

dinner rolls

The one you look toward for inspiration.

The one who motivates you to be your best.

The one who encourages you to reach further…to face adversity…to be tenacious in perseverance.

 

 

 

It’s your role model!

 

Is there such an individual in your life?  Someone who actively challenges you to face multiple sclerosis and give it the ol’ one-two beat down?

We were discussing this during a recent MS Group meeting.  We came to the consensus that there are no true MS roll models.

(This is not a type-o.  I titled this piece “Roll Model” since so many of us use wheelchairs, scooters & rollators to get our groove on!)

We also agreed that the MS role models presented to us in the media, big pharm advertisements, even the MS Society itself, are a bit far-fetched.

I haven’t believed in Santa Claus since I was seven-years-old—so how can I believe a person with MS can get “pumped-up” to run a marathon?  (Although I feel as though I’m running a marathon when I have a full bladder and I am ten steps from the bathroom!)

 

downhill skiingRunners, competitive cyclists, downhill skiers, surfers…Eh, at this point show me an MSer who can maneuver a rollator through a crowded Kohl’s store and you’ve got my attention!

Montel Williams skiing down a Colorado mountain?  Pleeease.  How are we to relate to that?  I barely have the balance to sit on a bean-bag chair!  I flop sideways putting on my socks…how am I suppose to ski the powder of Snowshoe?

 

Therefore, we are forced to be our own role models.  To do what we do…to make it through the week, the day and the hour.

We know what’s best for us.  And what works for you probably won’t work for the next person.

Who do you look up to?

 

Each of us are different so the best we can do is to offer others a comforting squeeze of the arm and a “hang in there, mate.”

To me, that type of reassurance is ten times more motivating than an MSer who catches waves on a surfboard!

 

 

 

Role model?  Heck no, not for me.  I’m just doing what I gotta do.  Sure I may grumble & growl at times…and say “I’m sick of this crap!”  But come tomorrow I’ll be back at it.

It’s the same story for you.  You’ll do it because you have to (kicking & fussing in your mind only)!

Here’s to YOUR role model…..you, yourself.

Now go be outstanding!

sock

Continue reading...
  • old mature milf porn pictures
  • bronze sex pussy licking and fucking
  • white girl xvideo ass
  • north melbourne chicken sex video
  • Innocent girl fuck
  • young girls art nude
  • college babes xxx
  • free mature xxx pictures videos
  • sex stories shared wife
  • girls fight rip off bikini tops
  • Teen fucking anal
  • free long trailer video redhead blowjob
  • free black feet booty street movies
  • anal sex o ring
  • anal wife vids
  • pussy piercing femdom
  • make your own sex toy pussy
  • teen farting sex pics
  • asian girl boob
  • girl makes boys suck cock
  • free strapon porn movies
  • red tube anal sex site
  • free porn movie awards
  • pussy pamela anderson
  • pictures of mara carfagna topless
  • wet cougar pussy
  • dick rub on ass
  • vaseline in pussy movie
  • wet pussy closeup pics
  • best black butt
  • free handjob porn vids
  • petite jean puppies arkansas
  • japanese babes spreads
  • necrophilia teen girl
  • categorized anal movie galleries
  • flat titted babes videos
  • girl cheerleaders fucking sex young
  • young men moms porn
  • free family guy toon porn vids
  • blonde loves black cum
  • little ass girls fucking
  • ebony blboys movies
  • jesse jane hardcore porn
  • bacon bye bye schoolgirl japan
  • amateur girl torture video
  • fat chicks pics
  • blond teen shaved pussy pink
  • Natural tits bouncing
  • college porn preview videos
  • naked video women free
  • mature extreme bondage tube vids
  • porn video girl
  • hardcore blondes sex fit
  • wideopen black pussy
  • brunette teen bikini
  • bbw huge fat porn galleries
  • naked airforce girls
  • whipped cream bikini sex
  • Poringa try teens videos
  • hot flashing girls
  • blonde naked sex video
  • wickersley girls sex
  • you porn black stockings
  • top pussy squirter pornstar
  • red tube young black girls porn
  • teen girl junior swimsuit
  • jenniger aniston pussy slip
  • videos robyn fuck
  • fucks asian girl
  • free collage fuck video
  • mature ass to mouth mature videos
  • bathing suit hairy pussy public
  • mature frog sex
  • cartoon kyu is a pussy
  • porn star alina and max hardcore
  • big butts tight dresses porn
  • black beauty with sunset background
  • free asian pussy galleries
  • most realistic oral sex toy
  • amputee porn movie
  • fucks his daughter porn videos
  • tween video free sex
  • big black dick suckin
  • japanese tits lactating
  • Midnight hot boobs
  • sexy denim porn babes
  • light skined full free porn videos
  • ass dick in
  • pictures of young boys
  • teen kasia naked
  • big tit teens video
  • backbend blowjob video
  • free black tranny porn mpegs
  • Nude lesbian lovers
  • Mother son incest sex videos
  • amateur big tits pics photos
  • teacher fingering schoolgirl panties old man
  • pussyfucking young chic
  • Pic of young skinny teens
  • czech porn gang fuck
  • usenet blowjob pictures
  • wife alcohol sex ambien crazy
  • hunk suck beach pics
  • Pussy in movies
  • s knotting young girls
  • women sucking nipples free pics
  • tanner couples seduce teens
  • pics of teenage ass
  • price for amateur picture
  • pussy sex powered by phpbb
  • anal cum shot videos
  • men sucking mens nipples video
  • wife settles debt fuck video
  • cute shemale on island movies
  • Sexy fucked girls
  • marge simpson playing with pussy
  • peeing during anal sex
  • tough gagging oral anal
  • free teen porn video uploads
  • x petite womens plus
  • cuban natural naked girls
  • gang bang blonde porn
  • freed porn videos
  • ebony tranny porn tubes
  • free shemale threesome video
  • sister blowjob movie gallery
  • naked bike rides pictures
  • great anal fucking x vids
  • teen punk girl fuck
  • Hot girls having
  • Lingerie big tit
  • handjob elderly women movies
  • teen cum eater movie
  • ametuer pussy cumshots
  • sexy wild chicks
  • brazilian beauties having anal sex
  • free home made amateur sex movies
  • Girl masturbation tips
  • mother son porn videoos
  • free mature amateur sex video
  • Sexy naked pranks
  • lesbians anal gaping golf
  • asian ladyboys anal fucked mpgs
  • girl teen shop
  • Hot girl nipple
  • halo porn xbox hardcore
  • jenna jamison sex scene video
  • women with girls abd sex
  • hot sexy naked women getting banged
  • please dont come in my pussy
  • scissor pussy grinding
  • sex with gymnest video
  • creamy ebony teen
  • asian girl meat
  • girls holding other girls boobs
  • Jennifer ellison nude videos
  • Hot police girl
  • shaved totally bald videos
  • free pussy orgasm pictures
  • pictures of hot naked teen girls
  • big girls pictures
  • free mmf erotica
  • naked hotel party
  • pony tail teen galleries
  • free granny suck galleries
  • hot naked teen solo gymnist video
  • nude party girls dublin
  • naked videos of hot woman
  • young german teen free xxx
  • wife cum party fuck video
  • sexy fake breasts
  • hardcore man loving man videos
  • amatuer mature moms pics
  • boobs home video
  • mature blacks video
  • latex movies amateur
  • ebony lesbian fucking machine
  • naked pictures in rehab
  • mmf girls guys
  • mature naked men pictures
  • sex video college twink dudes
  • mom seduction porn videos
  • free asian hard core sex trailers
  • toon porn ariel showing her pussy
  • russian porno domination made lick
  • self pic teen girls
  • hot sexy young teen models
  • intimacy movie sex scenes
  • free dildo stuffing pussy
  • triple penetration fuck videos
  • naked slut wives pics
  • hairy pussy old young fucking galleries
  • Wwe nude girls
  • mom fuck porn
  • japanese young girls fuck
  • sexy black pussy sex
  • jennys movies porn
  • skinny girl dump porn
  • sexual ass pics
  • pink japanese pussy lips shaved
  • training wife to fuck friends
  • free candy ass fuck porn movies
  • school ass beating videos
  • asian girl fingers and squirts video
  • free girl pictures
  • sex movies free streaming
  • kayden kross fuck hardtime video
  • blonde teen beach blowjob then fuck
  • rebecca lord interracial anal tube
  • self blowjob pics
  • Monster huge tits
  • girl with big butt
  • unbelieveable teen porn videos
  • free teen porn video u
  • boobs in b scary movies
  • Hot sex flim
  • Emo girls fucked
  • free russian pussy pics
  • pussy with sand
  • drunk girls lesbian sex porn
  • small petite babes
  • free brutal blowjob throat fuck videos
  • old mature sex movies
  • Sexy muslim teens
  • japanese teen shaved
  • big naked girl videos
  • big naked black tits
  • black beauty a male
  • Hardcore ebony teens
  • little teen girls porn
  • on line sex pictures
  • blonde blindfold sex stranger
  • homemade amateur voyeur porn
  • Nude photos amateur
  • Sexy male asses
  • Open beach sex
  • pussy dolls pictures
  • Barnyard theme teens room
  • sexy real naked ladies
  • big boobs colt sexy video
  • anonymous naked picture post
  • crazy wife sex
  • mature wives with very young boys
  • naked asian women video
  • Girls hot pictures
  • free supprise anal videos
  • mature stripper suck video
  • beautiful young girls videos
  • wife black fucked wearing nylons
  • videos of girls having
  • black on asian porn
  • teen girls puffy nipples streaming
  • vids xxx porn
  • body paint pics of girls
  • pictures of baby chukar chicks
  • ebony teen titties
  • lesbians having sex in jail cells
  • free wet pussy squirting videos
  • young girls spy porn tube vids
  • mature porn woman pics
  • wives bouncy boobs
  • indin sex wet pussy
  • white on black xxx free
  • plus petite size lingerie
  • young black webcam
  • lesbian sex parties florida
  • Big titted slut
  • little girl suck story
  • big shemale dick
  • teen orgasm webcam
  • Naked videos of tila tequila
  • pregnant girl sex pics
  • fat black girls fat fat fat
  • videos cul amateur
  • real teen video bj sex drunk
  • teen hot ebony videos
  • Big tit ladies
  • girl grinding on dick video
  • nude wife movie porn
  • Black lesbian kisses
  • free videos of sex with dolls
  • Hot fashion girls
  • shemale eunuch pics
  • women fuck a sex doll
  • amateur porn birmingham uk
  • snowpants women petite size
  • hott naked girls having sex
  • Hot girl shower
  • somali teen suck dick
  • big ass asian sex
  • shemale and movies
  • Kushboo hot boobs
  • penn jillettes wife pictures
  • black chicks white dicks movies
  • punam sex movie tube
  • arab girl beautiful video
  • japanese school girl free porn video
  • college girl fuck guys
  • sex slave girl photos
  • big floppy boobs videos
  • free ebony mom porn tube
  • homemade sex movies eroscillator
  • hot young pussy gallery
  • emo teen girl blowjob
  • hot girls showing there tits
  • College lesbian videos
  • genna mature pics somethingmag
  • hot shemales fuck girls
  • instructions for playing with a pussy
  • naked young girld
  • amateur nubile thumb gallery
  • shaved asian bondage sex pics
  • sex video trailor
  • Cute sex video
  • lesbian teen eat
  • model girl little young nude nn
  • asian massage sexy
  • teen girls advice for guys
  • amteur girls flashing in public
  • young nude tiny tit girls
  • porn video teen pussy open
  • soft penis to hard porn videos
  • hard dicks hot sex hetro
  • Big cock in tiny pussy
  • watch gossip girl video
  • teens fuck gallery
  • Cherokee d ass sex
  • female orgasm video youporn
  • hawaii amateur pics
  • young girl hentai fuck
  • xxx seduce young german boys
  • teen girl lick
  • amateur pictures stephanie shea
  • sex with a small dick
  • black girl fucking at strip club
  • free xxx dvd handjob
  • Naked asian girls having sex
  • girls close fall off video
  • persian teens sex
  • young metart girls
  • milf enema sex pics
  • young girl hardcore sex
  • ebony husband wife
  • black anal thumbnails
  • Black girls sex pictures
  • moms vids young
  • suck blonde youporn
  • Asian teens dancing
  • sexy short skirt amateur
  • homemade teen lesbian porn
  • silly girl bikini
  • erotic adults movies
  • free asian massage movies
  • pornotube anal fuck
  • pay back wifes sex video
  • janice dickenson breasts
  • how deep oral sex
  • guy and girl having sex video
  • solo girls galleries sexy glamour
  • black male pornstar id
  • scary movie handjob
  • pakistani sexuality girl
  • porn pregnet pics
  • free galleries lesbian brunettes
  • erotic anal photos
  • nude young girls having lesbian sex
  • nude asian outdoors videos
  • free video sex streaming
  • eminem ass like that girls
  • porn video amateur free long
  • interracial hairy pussy cum shots
  • bearly legal girls hardcore free
  • couples fucking young girls videos
  • tattoo piercings sex tits pussy fucking
  • hootest erotic sex
  • porn sexe xxx japan
  • victoria sex gallery
  • hot asian naked girls
  • sex video post amateur wife swallow
  • wife debt trade fuck video
  • free hot fuck porn sick twisted
  • my naked girlfriend wife
  • teen universal gallery
  • black on white galleries
  • olympics sex contest video
  • petite see thru lingerie
  • naked mother in law pictures
  • solo webcam teen pics
  • black chicks for white men
  • hot brunette fuck pussy slutload
  • white boy black girl song
  • fuck pussy mature pictures
  • interracial porn dvd movies
  • tmy wifes new fuck
  • love fuck galleries
  • Nude aerobics videos
  • picture of oral thrush
  • free naked hot emo chick videos
  • Shake that ass team facelift
  • oldest vintage porn movies