The Flemmy Awards
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It’s the Flemmy Awards!
Welcome ladies & gentlemen to the Flemmy’s, celebrating the best & worst of My Odd Sock.
We are live from the American Legion hall in Sheboygan for this star-studded event.
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Everyone in attendance hoping, dreaming to take home a coveted, career-killing Flemmy Award!
The winners are in. Trophies have been polished. And 50/50 tickets have been sold.
So let’s kick off…The Flemmy Awards!
Our first category:
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Wow, this was a close one.
So many deserving posts honoring multiple sclerosis–but only one deserves a Flemmy.
And the winner of “Best MS Post” is…
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“Crying in a Field,” where I found myself boo-hooing at the gravesite of my dead parents.
Writer- My Odd Sock. Director-My Odd Sock. Runny Nose- My Odd Sock.
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Next we have:
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Shuffling through SO MANY unfunny entries here, the Flemmy winner of “Best Humor Post” goes to…
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“Razor Burn,” is a post describing a new body shaver for men. This essay confirms guys are so gross it’s no wonder there are lesbians.
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Grab your camera because it’s time for:
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This year’s Flemmy for “Best Photo” honors my rudimentary editing skills using Microsoft Paint.
And the winner for “Best Photo” is…
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“Peealots” from the post “Pop Quiz.”
This parody of a popular kid’s toy explains why I often have a wet nappie.
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We got gore!:
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“Best Blood Scene” was a hands-down, no-contest winner!
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This picture from the post “Wild West” recreates my day at a cowboy show.
Critics raved this as being “O positive.”
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And a little sex:
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The Flemmy winner of “Too Too Much Information” goes to…
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“In the Buff” describes my attempt at better health/sleep by dozing in the nude.
Not yet certain of the results, but just keep the curtains closed, loser.
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Some Say Less is More:
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The post with the “Fewest Words” was also a close race.
But coming at just 93 words was the winner…
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“Texting MS,” about me having a quick text bitch-session with multiple sclerosis.
Not only did “Texting MS” have the fewest words–but NO comments either, so a winner on both accounts.
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Talking Trash:
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So many jokes…but only one Flemmy!
Therefore, the winner of the “Dumbest Joke from the Dumpster” goes to…
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Clerk- “Need a bag for that?”
Me- “No, I’ll wear it.”
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Our next award is:
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Ooo, this Flemmy is painful.
The winner of “Dork from Young Age” goes to…
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A young Doug as a ventriloquist.
Dummy #1- Me
Dummy #2- Danny O’Day
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But it doesn’t stop there:
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How does one break this vicious cycle?
As I have apparently also won the Flemmy for “Still Dork at Middle Age.”
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And the winner is…
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Thank goodness, the final Flemmy:
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Our final Flemmy of the evening is for “Typical Reader Response”
(How does one react to My Odd Sock)
And the winner is…
WE HAVE A TIE!
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One can only hope My Odd Sock gets better from this day forward.
Here’s to reaching for your best. Thanks for reading!
2 Replies to “The Flemmy Awards”
But wait…..we have a write in vote…..
The Flemmy Award for “Wittiest Comment” goes to…..Margaret!
Announcer: “Margaret is unable to be here because the venue is not handicap accessible, so we accept the award on her behalf.”
Margaret,
I agree, you HAVE earned a Flemmy! Very sorry you couldn’t be here in person. You will be receiving your trophy in the mail.
Thank you very much for your comments & readership through the years! (You are warped)