It’s Earmageddon
![The countdown is on.](https://www.myoddsock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/earmageddon.jpg)
Me: It’s Earmageddon!
You: Earmageddon? Don’t you mean Armageddon?
Me: No, it’s Earmageddon. Apparently the final battle between good & evil will take place in the ear canal.
You: How do you know?
Me: Because we seem to be hoarding enough cotton swabs to last till the end of mankind!
![The cotton cache.](https://www.myoddsock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/IMG_0002-300x225.jpg)
You: Oh my God, you’re right!
![Double check my math.](https://www.myoddsock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/Swab-tally.png)
Yes, that is a lot of swabs!
All totaled up….Three thousand one hundred and twenty-five to be exact
Using one swab a day per person, my family of four (eight ears) has an ample swab supply to last 781 days. (That’s over two years & a month!)
!['Ol one ear.](https://www.myoddsock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/Vincent-Van-Goh.jpg)
On the other hand, the renowned artist, Vinnie van Gogh (with his one ear), would enough enough cotton swabs to last for 17.123 YEARS!
![WAY too many Duggars.](https://www.myoddsock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/3-Duggars.png)
We have amassed enough swabs to last THREE Duggar families for a stretch of 54.8 days!
Confirmed….That’s a lot of friggin swabs!
Why?
Because there will be an earmaggedon happening soon. Very soon.
And we’ll be ready.
Will you?
2 Replies to “It’s Earmageddon”
LOL I am ready for Earmeggedon! That is a bunch of swabs, but now you dont need to buy more for a long time!
Kim,
A long time? More like a lifetime!
Thank you for reading!