Me: It’s Earmageddon! You: Earmageddon? Don’t you mean Armageddon? Me: No, it’s Earmageddon. Apparently the final battle between good & evil will take place in the ear canal. You: How do you know? Me: Because we seem to be hoarding enough …
There were the textbook signals. Loss of muscle control. Erratic thought pattern. Slurred speech. Stroke? I wondered to myself. Thankfully no. It was the realization I had just wasted several hours of precious life watching tv’s TLC. Yes, TLC, The Learning Channel. The circus side-show act that went from only …
