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It’s Earmageddon

By Doug Ankerman | July 9, 2015

Me: It’s Earmageddon! You: Earmageddon? Don’t you mean Armageddon? Me: No, it’s Earmageddon. Apparently the final battle between good & evil will take place in the ear canal. You: How do you know? Me: Because we seem to be hoarding enough …

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Brain Drain #19

By Doug Ankerman | January 26, 2013

It’s hard to believe this is number 19 in the My Odd Sock “Brain Drain” series. For those of you new to this rag, “Brain Drain” is simply me venting. Draining my lesion-filled brain of unnecessary baggage. Dumb stuff I’ve noticed in our world that can be as annoying as a …

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