Flakey Way To Riches

 

 

Every once in a while you hear of someone selling a potato chip in the shape of Bob Barker, the Virgin Mary or some other iconic figure for hundreds, if not thousands of dollars.

 

Well, because My Odd Sock isn’t above ways to make a quick buck (and you thought otherwise), I went to the pantry and pulled out our biggest box of Kellogg’s Frosted Flakes.

 

I was already seeing dollar signs as there must be countless, familiar images of sugar-coated corn flakes inside this 28 ounce box.

 

 

 

 

 

But my first step to wealth began by sorting through each flake, one by one, searching for any recognizable shapes.

 

My findings?

Not so fast.

 

 

Before I release my maize treasures to the open market and the bidding wars begin, I thought I owed first dibs to you, the faithful readers of this pitiful web site.

So get your cash & credit cards ready and place your bids….

 

 

 

First, we have this flake in the shape of the most famous bee-hive hair style belonging to Marge Simpson.

 

 

 

 

 

Next, geography buffs or friends of the land down under will treasure this corn replica of Australia.

(This also resembles the shape of Rush Limbaugh’s fat head.)

 

 

 

Travel through space with this endearing flake of a NASA astronaut walking on the moon.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Here is your brain after another frustrating appointment with your neurologist.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Fans of our first president will cherish this Frosted Flake recreation of George Washington crossing the Delaware River.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Who isn’t fond of the building blocks of life?

Here, a flake mimics cell division.

 

 

 

 

 

With Valentine’s Day less than a month away, show you care by giving your loved one a heart of corn!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Finally, pictured is a flake resembling my stomach after eating all this damn cereal!

 

 

Please bid early & often.  Who is ready to open?