Grocery Goofs
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It has the title “Grocery Goofs” because this post is nothing more than me rolling through a grocery store poking fun at items on the shelf.
And that is WAY shorter than calling it “Me Rolling Through a Grocery Store Poking Fun at Items on The Shelf.”
Grab a cart and let’s go shopping. You push…
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Sitting side-by-side on the shelf, Mrs. Butterworth’s & Aunt Jemima tolerate one another, but that doesn’t mean they like each other.
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Who would have guessed Buzz Lightyear wore Pull-Ups?
“Defender of the Universe” has bladder issues.
Damn.
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Huh, “dill weed” was also my nickname in Jr. High.
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Quite possibly the dumbest name for a brand of coffee.
Shouldn’t it be “Chock full o’ (coffee) Beans?”
No wonder everyone switched to a Keurig.
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Tell me this product doesn’t have self-esteem issues.
It’s a nut. It’s a flake. It’s unsweetened and organic.
Plus, oh how I love sulfites in my coconut flakes!
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For people who haven’t mastered use of the measuring cup.
God help us.
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“Extra Virgin”–this Olive Oil isn’t even old enough to date.
Lid so tight good luck getting it opened.
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Because real fruit has such inconvenient, awkward shapes.
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From the package I assume this product doesn’t need any meat added since the glove guy is missing a finger.
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Finally, what is with Charmin’s obsession with bears?
Could a whole marketing campaign be based on the adage “Does a bear sh** in the woods?”
Really? I’m baffled.
It has been fun going up & down each aisle. Looking. Taking pictures. Not buying a single thing. I am surprised I wasn’t searched by security. At least not THIS time. No wonder I’m not allowed to go to the store with my wife.
I’ll be in the car. Meantime, keep moving.
4 Replies to “Grocery Goofs”
I hope when you were out, you picked up something for that itchy rash. #cooties
Margaret,
Thank you for your comment & thanks for your concern of my skin condition.
I have to agree with all this nonsense. I too, do not understand the “bear using toilet paper” What’s next? Thanks for the smile as always 🤗
Thank you Joanne! You should begin to worry if you are thinking like me.