Things I Don’t Understand

Things I Don’t Understand

 

Thought long & hard have you?
Thought long & hard have you?

 

 

 

There are many things I don’t understand in life.

 

Here is an abbreviated list of just some of them…..

 

 

 

 

 

Nicki Minaj

 

Vampires

 

Zombies

 

Lord of the Rings

 

The Kardashians

 

It matches your console TV.
It matches your console TV.

Oil Prices

 

The game of Cricket

 

Sophia Vegara’s voice

 

Debates that aren’t really debates

 

Adam Sandler movies

 

Ordering coffee 

 

Taquitos

 

Math wiz he's not.
Math wiz he’s not.

Eye boogers

 

Shave clubs

 

the Goth look

 

Why MRI’s are so loud

 

MS

 

Dow Jones

 

Middle East politics

 

Wearing pants hanging so low

 

Jenga

 

Bill O’Reilly books

 

New Yorker magazine

 

Or this one. Or this one.
Or this one. Or this one.

Hog futures

 

Celery

 

Ellen DeGeneres’ dancing

 

Sushi  (I eat it, but I don’t know why)

 

Laser hair removal

 

Reverse Mortgages

 

Cost of greeting cards

 

Gluten

 

Allspice

 

and

 

The Matrix movies

 

Anything you don’t understand?

Tell me about it in a comment and maybe someone can explain it to the both of us.

Happy weekend ya’ll!

 

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4 Replies to “Things I Don’t Understand”

  1. Things I don’t understand……..gigabytes – light years – global warming – Donald Trump……FYI….I still have a VCR……you never know when you want to watch a VHS tape……yeh, I still have those too 🙂

  2. What reason would any one carry guns ( like that’s not a reason to be scared, esp in a person w/ ms shaky hands)
    Why is there weatherman, they are right only about 1 percent of the time
    why do young people have to “chill” or “decompress” when all they do is go to school or work part time and they are always exhausted? That one just pisses me off!
    Why do professional athletes get paid so much money ? No, no reason
    I could go on forever but just like having ms, there is no good or right answer!

  3. Joanne & Margaret,

    Very good additions! I can’t explain ANY of them as well.
    Thank you for your comments!