Baclofen Blast
Dateline: My Odd Sock Corporate Commissary
![IMG_2081 Pill spillage](https://www.myoddsock.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/IMG_2081-150x150.jpg)
Two adjacent rooms in the My Odd Sock corporate offices were closed earlier today because of a major spill involving Baclofen tablets.
Baclofen is an oral prescription medication used to ease muscle spasticity.
![IMG_1665 My Odd Sock being asked questions by the media.](https://www.myoddsock.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/IMG_1665-150x150.jpg)
According to My Odd Sock, company president and witness to the pharmaceutical carnage, pills were scattered everywhere throughout a two room area.
The rooms were temporarily closed, hampering traffic through a busy kitchen intersection.
Odd Sock attributed the spill to multiple sclerosis riddled “fumble-fingers.” “Fumble fingers” is a term describing a numb, sluggish feeling in extremities like the hands & feet. Multiple Sclerosis, or MS, is the accused perpetrator and major kingpin behind the cause of “fumble fingers.”
“I dropped a nearly full bottle of Baclofen tablets. The bottle hit the top of the microwave and began spinning wildly. It continued its descent, hitting the cabinet before falling to a hard tile floor,” Sock said.
“It was an explosion of pills,” he continued. “Pills were bouncing and rolling–I’m lucky I wasn’t hit by Baclofen shrapnel. I just covered my eyes and hoped to survive,” he added.
![IMG_2079 My Odd Sock's cry for help](https://www.myoddsock.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/IMG_2079-150x150.jpg)
A visibly shaken My Odd Sock then detailed how he sent out an urgent “SOS” message using a primitive texting device.
![IMG_2085 Calvary to the rescue!](https://www.myoddsock.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/IMG_2085-150x150.jpg)
Rescue squads were quick to respond to the tube socks’ plea for help.
Even the local Calvary division was alerted for assistance.
![IMG_2083 Wounded Baclofen tab](https://www.myoddsock.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/IMG_2083-150x150.jpg)
Luckily, damage was minimal and only one Baclofen pill suffered a minor fracture.
The wounded pill was placed in a pill box and later swallowed by a noticeably stiff My Odd Sock.
Crews cleaned up the mess and traffic was restored. My Odd Sock then enjoyed a delayed breakfast of Frosted Flakes and a glass of orange juice.
One Reply to “Baclofen Blast”
I’m glad my non-speckledbrain comrades help fill my weekly battle plan, or I also would be ducking for cover. 😐