Grocery Goofs

Grocery Goofs

 

Grab a cart!

 

It has the title “Grocery Goofs” because this post is nothing more than me rolling through a grocery store poking fun at items on the shelf.

And that is WAY shorter than calling it “Me Rolling Through a Grocery Store Poking Fun at Items on The Shelf.”

Grab a cart and let’s go shopping.  You push…

 

Cat fight.

 

 

Sitting side-by-side on the shelf, Mrs. Butterworth’s & Aunt Jemima tolerate one another, but that doesn’t mean they like each other.

 

 

Woody maybe, but not Buzz!

 

 

Who would have guessed Buzz Lightyear wore Pull-Ups?

“Defender of the Universe” has bladder issues.

Damn.

 

 

Spice is nice.

 

 

 

Huh, “dill weed” was also my nickname in Jr. High.

 

 

Making me nuts.

 

 

Quite possibly the dumbest name for a brand of coffee.

Shouldn’t it be “Chock full o’ (coffee) Beans?”

No wonder everyone switched to a Keurig.

 

 

Oh it has issues.

 

 

Tell me this product doesn’t have self-esteem issues.

It’s a nut.  It’s a flake.  It’s unsweetened and organic.

Plus, oh how I love sulfites in my coconut flakes!

 

 

Dumb it down.

 

 

For people who haven’t mastered use of the measuring cup.

God help us.

 

 

PG-13 rated.

 

 

“Extra Virgin”–this Olive Oil isn’t even old enough to date.

Lid so tight good luck getting it opened.

 

 

Yummy.

 

 

 

Because real fruit has such inconvenient, awkward shapes.

 

 

Needs a lot of help.

 

 

From the package I assume this product doesn’t need any meat added since the glove guy is missing a finger.

 

 

Maybe they like toilet paper.

 

 

Finally, what is with Charmin’s obsession with bears?

Could a whole marketing campaign be based on the adage “Does a bear sh** in the woods?”

Really?  I’m baffled.

 

 

It has been fun going up & down each aisle.  Looking.  Taking pictures.  Not buying a single thing.  I am surprised I wasn’t searched by security.  At least not THIS time.  No wonder I’m not allowed to go to the store with my wife.

I’ll be in the car.  Meantime, keep moving.

 

 

 

4 Replies to “Grocery Goofs”

    1. Margaret,
      Thank you for your comment & thanks for your concern of my skin condition.

  1. I have to agree with all this nonsense. I too, do not understand the “bear using toilet paper” What’s next? Thanks for the smile as always 🤗

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