A Big Red Bow

 

 

Putting a big red bow on a gift carries significant meaning.

A big red bow says this is it!  The top gift!  None better!  What you always wanted!  A show stopper!

That’s why you don’t put a big red bow on dish towels, socks or underwear.

 

 

A big red bow belongs on things like a car, a bicycle or baseball mitt.

You put a big red bow on a doll house, basketball hoop or recliner.

 

 

 

Concert tickets, a leather jacket or a puppy.

Those are the items worthy of a big red bow!

 

With this in mind, I decided to put the big red bow theory to test.

Does putting a big red bow on common stuff make them that much better?

Let’s find out…

 

 

 

 

 

 

When someone leaves an empty toilet roll.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

My college transcript.

(A scholarly 2.3 GPA)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A garden weasel.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The trash bin.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The dead flower still in the bed.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A once popular but never used fitness gizmo.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hemorrhoid medication.

 

 

And lastly…

 

 

 

My receding hairline.

 

Conclusion:  Nah, a big red bow doesn’t help, but I’ll keep trying.  So you keep moving.