Haunted Houses You’ll Never See

Let’s blow the cobwebs off this frightening My Odd Sock for Halloween…..

 

 

 

The halloween season brings out the scare in all of us.

That explains the popularity of haunted houses.  

It seems every community has a haunted attraction that promises to frighten the wits out of everyone who dares to enter.

I love the names of these places.

 

 

 

Names like…Basement of the Dead…Fright Farm…Terror Town…Fear Factory…Insanitarium…Field of Screams…House of Torment…Murder Mansion and the list goes on & on.

I get scared just reading them!

A terrifying name sets the tone for an awesome haunted house.

That being said, My Odd Sock would like to present “Haunted Houses You’ll Never See.”

A not-so-successful list of names that don’t make the cut.

Please feel free to add your own haunted names with a comment!

Now let’s not get frightened…

 

Plasma Panic Center

 

Dead Denny’s

 

The Mortal Minivan

 

Messy Teen’s Bedroom

Rectory Revoltion

 

Boo Breezeway

 

Putrid Porta-Pot

 

DMV Deadzone

 

Murder Mudroom

 

The Unnerving Nursery

 

Rotten Produce Department

 

Quick-Lube Quarantine

 

Wimp Wake

 

Frightful Food Court

Telemarketing Terror

 

Lane Bryant

 

 

The Livid Lounge

 

Airport Terror Taxi

Applebee’s Asylum

 

Insaninatitorium

and finally…

Haunted Hospice House

 

Happy halloween everyone!