The BCS MS Bowl Season

 

 

On Sunday, the BCS announced the complete college football bowl schedule.

Thirty-five games in all.  And once again, not one game–not a single down, will be played in honor of those of us with multiple sclerosis.

 

Shunned.  Those rat bastards.

 

Well, my shuffling friend, all that is about to change!

My Odd Sock has been busy organizing our very own MS bowl season.  Eight games are on tap so far.  (Maybe more will be included with your creativity!

 

 

Let’s visit our “BCS MS Bowl Season”…..

 

First up, is the Avonex Bowl.

This game is played, leaving both teams and all the fans in attendance feeling like crap the next day.

 

 

 

 

Next, it’s the “Sharp’s Container Bowl.”

Always a close game between bitter rivals, the Sharps Container Bowl guarantees fans will be sitting on pins & needles right till the very end.

 

 

 

Followed by the “Handicap Parking Bowl.”

In an odd twist, this stadium has very few non-handicap spots in the lot.  Fans without a disabled placard are forced to circle the lot looking for an empty space.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Then, it is the “Leg Spasm Bowl.”

Always lots of penalties in this contest.

Almost all flags are thrown for movement on the line.

 

 

 

 

 

We will have the “Bladder Incontinence Bowl.”

Instead of the usual three timeouts per half, each team will be allowed to call ten timeouts per half……for potty breaks, of course.

 

 

 

 

Pending approval is the “Social Security Disability Bowl.”

Organizers can never agree on the date of this game.

Some want it played at the beginning of the month, while others insist it be played at the end of the month.

 

 

 

That will be followed by the “Medical Marijuana Bowl.”

This game occurs every year, but no one can remember which teams played–or who won.  And frankly, they don’t care!

Always a mind-blowing half time show.

And the concession stands are the best (and the busiest) of the bowl season.

 

 

 

Finally, we have the “MRI Bowl.”

This bowl game is played in a domed stadium.  A very small one at that.

The single spectator is packed wall to wall.  A sell-out crowd.

You can tell from the opening coin toss, this is going to be a close game.

Not much passing occurs during the MRI Bowl.  And the kicking game is pretty much eliminated.

Always a festive event, Grand Marshall Danny Devito invites you to enjoy this year’s theme…”It’s A Small World.”

 

 

Those eight games should represent the MSers well.

Please feel free to add your own BCS MS Bowl Game in a comment!

So grab a bag of chips and settle in for a spirited season of football.  It’s the BCS MS Bowl Season, brought to you My Odd Sock style.