On Sunday, the BCS announced the complete college football bowl schedule. Thirty-five games in all. And once again, not one game–not a single down, will be played in honor of those of us with multiple sclerosis. Shunned. Those rat bastards. Well, my shuffling friend, all that is about to change! My Odd …
During these hot summer days, I find myself reliving the time of my youth, growing up with my neighbors Mike and Tom in a small town. I was a cute kid (with a big melon head). All grown up, I still have a melon head–but what the hell happened to the …
Football is here! High school ball is two weeks into the season. College ball kicks off this weekend, with the pro ballers doing the same in a week! Finally, something in the sports page besides Tiger Woods! In a tribute to football, here is something I wrote many moons ago. Settle in …
