Guzzle Gifts
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Got a drinker on your gift list?
How about a bottle of wine from a local winery?
Some crafted beer from an area brewpub?
Or fine spirits from your state agency?
Then, head to Ollie’s to get your party started!
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If you are not familiar, Ollie’s is a closeout retailer selling its wares at below market prices.
They use the tagline “Good Stuff Cheap.”
Which, according to Google Translator, means “Shit you don’t need for a low price.”
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There’s even a caricature drawing of Ollie.
And from what he has to peddle in his stores, I assume he’s drinking a tall glass of Kaluha!
So, belly up and let’s shot…er, I mean, shop!
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First, we have the “Bottoms Up Shot Spinner.”
“Great for parties” for sure!
Not so much when drinking alone…”Leave the arrow pointing at me, ya loser!”
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There’s the popular “Drinking Roulette.”
“Includes shot glasses.”
At just six bucks, you can bet those are fine crystal.
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“Shot Glass Tic Tac Toe.”
Because it is so ‘adult’ to add booze to a popular children’s game.
The ad says “Loser takes a shot!” Well, what the hell does the winner get? If that’s the rule, I’ll lose the game on purpose every time!
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With all this drinking going on, you might need a “Phone Jail”….but for car keys!
No one’s driving home after this blow-out!
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Finally, Ollie’s has the “Hands-Free Bottle Holder.”
“Holds any beverage!”…how about my dignity?
What do I do with my hands?…Grope the party host? Only six bucks at Ollie’s…who’s selling it for $9.99..Macy’s?
Is that wet spot from your beer bottle…or crotch sweat?
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This has been one heck-of-a party thanks to Ollie!
But from the picture, I can’t tell if these are supposed to be snowflakes or Ollie is lit on his ass!
All in good fun.
Ollie’s is a pretty cool store. You’ll always find something there…and cheap too!
Enjoy the holidays. And please drink responsibly.
P.S. More “Good Stuff Cheap”…
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Yes, nothing says you “work well with others”
better than desktop weaponry.
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Good to know I can smell like a hormone-surging teenager for under a fiver.
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Nice.
Camo lounge wear.
Where are you relaxing…in the bush?
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And lastly, Summer Sausage.
Because I always shop a closeout retailer for my ‘cured meats.’
2 Replies to “Guzzle Gifts”
Until now, I thought the only shot glass drinking game was the one where you take a shot every time someone says a particular word. What will they think of next? I can think of so many annoying words and phrases I hear all the time when I would like to take a shot. But for now I will just leave it for everybody’s imagination.
Margaret,
You need to get with the times, sister. Drinking has become much more creative!
Thanks for your comment! This round’s on me.