Jerks of Art
It was last month, roughly the middle of March, as I found myself quietly admiring the piece on the wall.
I gasped, like stepping on a Lego, when I noticed the faintly written date at the far bottom.
![](https://www.myoddsock.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/Picture-date.jpg)
“3-15-70”
Fifty years ago! Half a century had passed!
Where had time gone since this work was completed?
![](https://www.myoddsock.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/Picture-drawing.jpg)
My gaze shifted upwards to reexamine the picture.
Blue clouds?
Ultra-skinny house?
Postal worker with an abnormally-large shoulder growth?
What was the inspiration?
The figure had a devilish grin. A hat perilously-balanced on his head defied all laws of physics.
Maybe the accompanying story would explain the crude, crayoned etching.
![](https://www.myoddsock.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/Picture-words.jpg)
Hmm, poor spelling.
Weak sentence structure. And awful use of capitalization.
It is pretty obvious the composer only has the talent to someday write a lousy, mediocre blog.
![](https://www.myoddsock.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/Picture-whole.jpg)
It has been fifty years since I penned this in 1st grade.
Five decades since putting crayon & pencil to paper.
So long yet the years pass so fast.
My writing, spelling & punctuation have improved slightly…though my art skills virtually remain the same!
Leaves me something to work on in the next fifty, I suppose.
Whatever you do may there be improvement in your future.
2 Replies to “Jerks of Art”
Reading this reminded me of a time many years ago when I ran into a friend in the grocery store. I was telling her that I was going through some items from first and second grade. She told me she too saves her children’s projects. I corrected her by saying I was going through “MY ” items from first and second grade. I guess none of mine were frame – worthy.
Can I have your right Twix? 🙂
Margaret,
My wife had it framed as a present many years ago. Most of my school work never even made it to the refrigerator! Thank you for your comment!
Yes, you may have the right.