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Answer It

Answer It

By Doug Ankerman | March 21, 2018

Silly stuff about phones….. …

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STEPPING DOWN:

The general director of the Lyric Opera in Chicago will retire ending his 13-year tenure, said the fat lady singing.

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LET’S WELCOME:

Delta Airlines hires Tom Brady as a company strategic adviser.

Which means in the event of a water landing, your seat cushion can be used as a flotation device or deflated football.

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NO SUCH THING:

NASA Administrator Bill Nelson said there is still no evidence that alien spaceships have visited Earth..and his wife agrees…

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SCHOOL’S OUT:

Classes were cancelled at a school in Vermont after several students were hospitalized for carbon monoxide exposure.

And to think the best we ever came up with for getting out of class was pulling the fire alarm!

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THE WINNER IS:

A candidate running for the Virginia legislature will continue w/ her campaign after it was revealed she & her husband livestreamed themselves having sex.

Don’t worry though, if not elected she’s still nominated for an Oscar of porn by the AVN Awards.

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GOTCHA:

Florida officials capture bear playing guitar outside of Disney World.

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AND…ACTION!:

A “cybersecurity issue” forces the shutdown of casino & hotel computer systems at MGM Resorts in Las Vegas.

George Clooney & Brad Pitt deny involvement.

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SOCIAL MEDIA:

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