Phones

Answer It

Silly stuff about phones….. …

WINDED:

Chicago Police Dept announced officers no longer allowed to chase people on foot over minor offenses.

“I down with that” said a wheezing patrolman.

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GOOD TIMING:

Indiana motorists will see an increase in state gasoline taxes starting July 1st.

That’s adding fuel to the fire!

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SORE FEET:

LEGO says it will build a new factory in Virginia.

Shoes required all shifts.

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DREAMING:

Two people were rescued after falling in a tank of chocolate at a Pennsylvania candy factory.

Tragedy or Fantasy?

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NO PROBLEM:

An Idaho judge drops a charge of cannibalism against a man after finding there wasn’t enough evidence.

Wait a bit, you’ll probablly get some evidence the next morning!

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RUNNING NEWS:

New Hampshire’s 7.6 mile Mount Washington Road Race had to be cut in half due to unsafe weather conditions.

Hopefully the uphill part.

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SOCIAL MEDIA:

Don’t forget to visit MOS on Facebook. Meta me there.

Follow me on Twitter @myoddsock. Summer fun!

And now, also on Instagram. When will it end.

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