My Odd Sock

Drumroll Please...

The 2012 winner of the city with the funnest name to say is...

"Abu Dhabi" (Ah-Boo Dah-Bee)!

Abu Dhabi narrowly beat out "Tuscaloosa" (Tusk-A-Loose-A) and my hometown of "Wapakoneta" (Wah-Pawk-O-Net-Ta)

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Total Embarrassment:

Ever had a moment of utter shame?

I did.

Last week, I was receiving Botox injections (for spasticity) on my inner thighs.

Clad in my boxer briefs, I was lying on the table with legs spread, knees bent. Two doctors were working between my thighs when I felt the pressure build.

I squeezed every opening tight as best I could...knowing the doctors were being veiled only by my white, cotton undies.

Too late. I farted.

Talk about being mortified. But, I figure, if you're going to put me in the birthing position--you better be ready to catch the baby!

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Let's Eat:

Just beginning the college search process, my son has been receiving letters from area universities.

The letters accentuate the major selling points of why you should enroll there.

The big push of one college is that it is "just minutes away" from a famous sandwich shop!

How ridiculous is that? I guess a kid's gotta eat!

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Comments:

"Yvonne Willis" writes...

"There are no words to describe how absolutely pretenioric this is. I have been left absolutely proptionferous by this transmagorical posting!"

My Odd Sock responds...

Yvonne, I graduated with a 2.3 GPA. Please dumb it down for me!

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