Tag Archive | "Humor"
Can You Lend A Hand
Is it me? Is it my MS-riddled fumble fingers? Or is it an evil conspiracy of product manufacturers that I can’t open a bag, carton, container, jar or can without using some tool resembling the “jaws of life.” Try opening a package of Gillette Sensor razor blades? My God, King Tut’s tomb opened easier! Certainly the difficulty all started [...]
Continue reading...Paper Trail
Saturday, September 24, 2011
Are you comfortable admitting defeat? Do you scratch your enormous, bulbous head and admit you don’t get it like I do? Isn’t it obvious I’m referring to Cottonelle Toilet Paper’s “Respect The Roll” promotion? It’s a TV commercial encouraging you to visit the website respecttheroll.com to order your FREE tacky toilet roll cover! These things are uglier than my [...]
Continue reading...Where’s The Sweeper?
Friday, September 16, 2011
In biology, mimicry is defined as the similarity of one species to another which protects one or both. You are probably familiar with camouflage, in which a species resembles its surroundings in order to avoid detection. Camouflage is a form of visual mimicry. The Plant hopper is an excellent example of visual mimicry as the insect mimics [...]
Continue reading...You’ve Got Forwarded Mail
Saturday, September 10, 2011
Most email messages aren’t worth the mouse click to send them—OR, the mouse click to delete them. Take for instance the popular “If you believe this message, please forward to everyone you know.” And if you don’t believe “just delete it and be scorned the rest of your life–you worthless piece of maggot dung.” (It doesn’t say [...]
Continue reading...Around The Neighborhood
Friday, September 2, 2011
Here are some amusing things found near the My Odd Sock corporate headquarters…. It’s called a “pride of lions.” A “gaggle of geese.” A “Flock of Seagulls.” But nesting in my basement, I found… A “bounty of Bounty!” * * * * * * * * * * * My Odd Sock has always claimed to move slower than continental drift. But finally, a [...]
Continue reading...A Situation Situation
Friday, August 19, 2011
Breaking Ridiculous News: The retailer Abercrombie & Fitch has offered to pay cast members of the TV show “Jersey Shore” to stop wearing clothes carrying their brand. In the news release, the popular clothier stated its concern of having Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino wearing its products could cause “significant damage” to the company image. What “damage” to the company [...]
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Saturday, October 1, 2011
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