Tag: football

The BCS MS Bowl Season

The BCS MS Bowl Season

    On Sunday, the BCS announced the complete college football bowl schedule. Thirty-five games in all.  And once again, not one game–not a single down, will be played in honor of those of us with multiple sclerosis.   Shunned.  Those rat bastards.   Well, my shuffling friend, all that is about to change! My Odd …

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Olfashionation

Olfashionation

  During these hot summer days, I find myself reliving the time of my youth, growing up with my neighbors Mike and Tom in a small town.          I was a cute kid (with a big melon head). All grown up, I still have a melon head–but what the hell happened to the …

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Fall Football

Fall Football

    Football is here! High school ball is two weeks into the season.  College ball kicks off this weekend, with the pro ballers doing the same in a week! Finally, something in the sports page besides Tiger Woods!   In a tribute to football, here is something I wrote many moons ago.  Settle in …

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Making it official.