My Odd Sock

Head Shot:

A guy in Berlin, Germany felt a lump in the back of his head so he went to his doctor.

Following x-rays, it was determined the guy had been shot in the head with a .22 caliber bullet FIVE YEARS EARLIER....and he just noticed!

Doesn't sound as though he is the poster boy of personal hygiene!

He lost his left foot to Leprosy but that only took him a year to notice!

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Three Pages--Double spaced:

A judge in Nevada sentenced a 25 year old drug offender to write a report on marijuana.

I wonder if he titled the report "How I Spent My Summer Growing Pot."

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Last week, Jimenta Navarrete of Mexico was crowned "Miss Universe."

Just great.

First, Mexico takes our jobs.

And now, they take our beauty pageants!

(She is beautiful, by the way!)

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