Tag: America

Ah-merican Proud!

Ah-merican Proud!

Throughout history America has had it’s share of inventor visionaries… Ben Franklin (Bifocals)?  Didn’t see it coming. Robert Fulton (Steamboat)?  His ship has sailed. Alexander Graham Bell (Telephone)?  His number is no longer in service. Because these fellas & their discoveries pale in comparison to one man in Ohio who’s dream is building the world’s …

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America’s Greatest Unnatural Resource

America’s Greatest Unnatural Resource

This great land was built with energy. The coal we mine from the ground. The oil we reap from the land and sea. And the natural gas that flows beneath our Croc-covered feet. But we mustn’t forget about America’s greatest unnatural resource…found in an unending supply in our own laundry rooms. It’s dryer lint. Just …

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Letter To America

Letter To America

    Dear fellow citizens,   Amidst the news of a prostitution scandal in Cartagena, Columbia involving agents of the Secret Service, let it be known that at no point was U.S. national security threatened, nor the safety of the president compromised.     Eleven Secret Service agents were implicated in the scandal. All those …

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You’ve Got Forwarded Mail

You’ve Got Forwarded Mail

  Most email messages aren’t worth the mouse click to send them—OR, the mouse click to delete them. Take for instance the popular “If you believe this message, please forward to everyone you know.”  And if you don’t believe “just delete it and be scorned the rest of your life–you worthless piece of maggot dung.” …

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Making it official.