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Paper Trail
Are you comfortable admitting defeat? Do you scratch your enormous, bulbous head and admit you don’t get it like I do? Isn’t it obvious I’m referring to Cottonelle Toilet Paper’s “Respect The Roll” promotion? It’s a TV commercial encouraging you to visit the website respecttheroll.com to order your FREE tacky toilet roll cover! These things are uglier than my [...]
Continue reading...Where’s The Sweeper?
16. September 2011
In biology, mimicry is defined as the similarity of one species to another which protects one or both. You are probably familiar with camouflage, in which a species resembles its surroundings in order to avoid detection. Camouflage is a form of visual mimicry. The Plant hopper is an excellent example of visual mimicry as the insect mimics [...]
Continue reading...You’ve Got Forwarded Mail
10. September 2011
Most email messages aren’t worth the mouse click to send them—OR, the mouse click to delete them. Take for instance the popular “If you believe this message, please forward to everyone you know.” And if you don’t believe “just delete it and be scorned the rest of your life–you worthless piece of maggot dung.” (It doesn’t say [...]
Continue reading...Around The Neighborhood
2. September 2011
Here are some amusing things found near the My Odd Sock corporate headquarters…. It’s called a “pride of lions.” A “gaggle of geese.” A “Flock of Seagulls.” But nesting in my basement, I found… A “bounty of Bounty!” * * * * * * * * * * * My Odd Sock has always claimed to move slower than continental drift. But finally, a [...]
Continue reading...A Situation Situation
19. August 2011
Breaking Ridiculous News: The retailer Abercrombie & Fitch has offered to pay cast members of the TV show “Jersey Shore” to stop wearing clothes carrying their brand. In the news release, the popular clothier stated its concern of having Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino wearing its products could cause “significant damage” to the company image. What “damage” to the company [...]
Continue reading...Naming Your MS Blog
12. August 2011
So you want to write about your MS in a blog? That’s great! What you’ll need to do first is think of a unique name for your blog and register it as a domain name with a company like Go Daddy.com. (Yes, I hate Go Daddy’s sleezy TV commercials too, but they are a legit [...]
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24. September 2011
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