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You can’t watch TV without seeing a commercial for “Five Hour Energy,” the little bottle taken to increase your energy.
Well, here is a new product parody, written by My Odd Sock and produced by Tony Gialuca Productions, just click on the title at the end of this sentence to hear a :60 mp3 version of Three Hour Leg Cramp
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Bonus Nonsense:
“Eureka!”….”Stop the presses!”….”Watson, come here. I need you!”….and any other phrase that signifies a great new discovery…..
Cottonelle is asking you to “Experience the ripple effect,” the revolutionary tool in personal cleansing!
It’s just a matter of time before Cottonelle’s “Ripple effect” toilet paper becomes bigger than the Wright Brother’s second invention—the air-sick bag!
Why just the other day I remember saying to myself “I wish my toilet paper had a texture—like my potato chips!
Am I wiping with toilet paper? Or corduroy? (Wonder if wiping makes the same sound as walking in cords?….”Vft, vft, vft, vft, vft.”)
The ad says Cottonelle Clean Care TP is “Now 30% stronger”—yep, guaranteed to remove a layer of skin!
The ad continues “..with extra-absorbent ripples.” Sorry, but if you need that much absorbency, you don’t need toilet paper—you need Kaopectate!
Maybe just step into the shower when you are done!
“Cottonelle Clean Care Toilet Paper cares for you like no other roll.” Yes, they are the only ones offering a skin graft after each use!
Rippled toilet paper? I’ll pass. My regular Cottonelle works just fine.
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It’s time for some listening fun!
You might have seen the TV commercials for “Five Hour Energy.” (When the guy tying his tie comes down the stairs, I think he looks like Michael J. Fox)
Well, here is an mp3 audio commercial for a new product by the same makers. To listen, just click on the title at the end of this sentence to hear Three Hour Leg Cramp
Audio Earwax Double-Shot!
Have you heard radio commercials for Get A Free Laptop.com?
Well, My Odd Sock along with Tony Gialluca Productions, are proud to announce a new service from the same company!
To hear the mp3 audio parody, just click on the title at the end of this sentence for Get A Free Lapdance Dot Com
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Let’s poke fun at the funeral home business!
Enjoy this :60 mp3 parody commercial for a new burial option.
Just click on the title at the end of this sentence to hear about the Earl S. Dietz Funeral Home
“Earl S. Dietz Funeral Home” was written by My Odd Sock and produced by Tony Gialluca Productions.
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More dumb stuff from the mind of My Odd Sock.
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Toy on every kid's wish list!
I saw this toy for sale in a store.
Just what every kid wants—a game of meat!
I like the “Magic Meatball Mountain Ski Jump.” Imagine the fun one could have!
“Hey kids, grab the ground beef and “Meat Me For Dinner!”
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Healthcare costs keep rising. But you DO have a choice.
Screaming Mercy Hospital allows you get the proper medical care you need–at a cost savings to fit your budget.
To hear the My Odd Sock mp3 :60 piece, just click on the title at the end of this sentence for Screaming Mercy Hospital
Screaming Mercy Hospital was written by My Odd Sock and produced by Tony Gialluca Productions.
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Favorite Comments of the week.
“I’m nervous to be getting breast enlargement. Can anyone reccomend a cosmetic surgery doctor in the Phoenix area?”
-Fernando
My Odd Sock says: Yes, Fernando, I would be nervous too about getting breast enlargement surgery–especially if I was a dude! Good luck.
“Exceedingly well written piece you have here.”
-Attracting Women Tips
My Odd Sock says: This comment included a link to a site called “Attracting Women Fast.”
Unfortunately, this comment was in response to my posting titled “This Dribble Is On Me” describing how MS has ruined my bladder control. The story also detailed how I tinkled in my yard when I couldn’t make it into the house! The first tip should be….Don’t wee in your pants!
“I hope you don’t mind, I linked your website to my website.”
-Richardo
My Odd Sock says: Thanks Richardo, I appreciate it…..I think.
(Richardo’s website is “Enlarge-Your-Manhood-The-Natural-Way.)
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Today’s job market is tough. A new career path could be your best move for the future.
Why not train at America’s finest new institution for career training?
Introducing the “Twinkle Dinkle Truck Driving School.”
Click on the school’s title at the end of this sentence to hear a :60 mp3 commercial for the Twinkle Dinkle Truck Driving School
Twinkle Dinkle Ice Cream Truck Driving School was written by My Odd Sock and produced by Tony Gialluca Productions.
Check more of Tony’s work on his link found in the My Odd Sock Blogroll!
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What is it?
Lotion Booger:
The semi-solid, gummy, gelatinous goo that forms on the spout of a lotion bottle requiring one to wipe the bottle like a child’s nose.
Today, everything has become corporately-owned, even many prisons!
You may even begin hearing commercials for prisons advertising for greater recognition. How would they sound? Click on the title at the end of this sentence to hear a :60 mp3 commercial for Northeast Community Corrections
“Northeast Community Corrections” was written by My Odd Sock and produced by Tony Gialluca Productions.
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What is Tiger Woods looking at with his intense, legendary focus?….
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Ah, now we know!
It’s time for some listening fun!
You’ve heard about Five Hour Energy, the little boost in a bottle. Well, now My Odd Sock presents a parody of a new product. Just click on the name at the end of the sentence to hear an mp3 comedy bit about Three Hour Leg Cramp.
Three Hour Leg Cramp was written by My Odd Sock and produced by Tony Gialluca Productions. Enjoy!
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I don’t know about you but I find this sign to be backwards.
Remember the day when the pharmacy was inside and the ATM was outside?
I suppose I’m an old fuddy-duddy. I just thought this sign was funny.
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