Sit back & listen

Healthcare costs keep rising.  But you DO have a choice. 

Screaming Mercy Hospital allows you get the proper medical care you need–at a cost savings to fit your budget.

To hear the My Odd Sock mp3 :60 piece, just click on the title at the end of this sentence for Screaming Mercy Hospital

Screaming Mercy Hospital was written by My Odd Sock and produced by Tony Gialluca Productions.

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Favorite Comments of the week.

“I’m nervous to be getting breast enlargement.  Can anyone reccomend a cosmetic surgery doctor in the Phoenix area?”

                                           -Fernando

My Odd Sock says:  Yes, Fernando, I would be nervous too about getting breast enlargement surgery–especially if I was a dude!  Good luck.

“Exceedingly well written piece you have here.”

                                       -Attracting Women Tips

My Odd Sock says:  This comment included a link to a site called “Attracting Women Fast.”

Unfortunately, this comment was in response to my posting titled “This Dribble Is On Me” describing how MS has ruined my bladder control.  The story also detailed how I tinkled in my yard when I couldn’t make it into the house!  The first tip should be….Don’t wee in your pants!

“I hope you don’t mind, I linked your website to my website.”

                                               -Richardo

My Odd Sock says:  Thanks Richardo, I appreciate it…..I think.

(Richardo’s website is “Enlarge-Your-Manhood-The-Natural-Way.)

Sit back & listen

Today’s job market is tough.  A new career path could be your best move for the future.

Why not train at America’s finest new institution for career training?

Introducing the “Twinkle Dinkle Truck Driving School.”

Click on the school’s title at the end of this sentence to hear a :60 mp3 commercial for the Twinkle Dinkle Truck Driving School

Twinkle Dinkle Ice Cream Truck Driving School was written by My Odd Sock and produced by Tony Gialluca Productions. 

Check more of Tony’s work on his link found in the My Odd Sock Blogroll!

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What is it?

Lotion Booger:

The semi-solid, gummy, gelatinous goo that forms on the spout of a lotion bottle requiring one to wipe the bottle like a child’s nose.

Today, everything has become corporately-owned, even many prisons!

You may even begin hearing commercials for prisons advertising for greater recognition.  How would they sound?  Click on the title at the end of this sentence to hear a :60 mp3 commercial for Northeast Community Corrections

“Northeast Community Corrections” was written by My Odd Sock and produced by Tony Gialluca Productions.

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What is Tiger Woods looking at with his intense, legendary focus?….

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It’s time for some listening fun!

You’ve heard about Five Hour Energy, the little boost in a bottle.  Well, now My Odd Sock presents a parody of a new product.  Just click on the name at the end of the sentence to hear an mp3 comedy bit about Three Hour Leg Cramp.

Three Hour Leg Cramp was written by My Odd Sock and produced by Tony Gialluca Productions.  Enjoy!

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I don’t know about you but I find this sign to be backwards.

Remember the day when the pharmacy was inside and the ATM was outside?

I suppose I’m an old fuddy-duddy.  I just thought this sign was funny.

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