MS Horoscope

MS Horoscope

 

The future holds ANOTHER far-fetched My Odd Sock.

 

 

Everyone knows a horoscope is used to forecast futures and a person’s character based on the position of stars & planets at the time of their birth.

Yeah, whether or not that is true is a toss-up.

Some believe.  Others don’t.

But mostly horoscopes are enjoyed for entertainment with a dash of hope thrown in for flavor.

 

 

While there are PLENTY of horoscopes to read—not a one describes a sign’s MS characteristics.

That’s where My Odd Sock steps in with a real time-waster….your MS Horoscope!

 

I’ll give you the Zodiac sign, some common traits of that sign…followed by what that means if you have multiple sclerosis.

Let’s look skyward…..

 

Whatever that is.

 

Aquarius   Jan 21-Feb 19

 

You are honest & loyal.  Original & inventive.  An adventurous spirit that inspires freedom.  A forward thinker.

MS Horoscope

You figure out a way to do something to save the energy.  You cram the most you can into a Sharps container.  Sits in a chair while preparing meals and uses a cane/crutch to reach the remote, book or shoes.

 

 

Something smells fishy.

 

Pisces    Feb 20-March 20

 

You are sensitive, compassionate & kind.  Selfless & sympathetic  You try to make the world a better place.

MS Horoscope

You will not let MS win.  You remember names and are the one others call during a relapse.  And you let others use the bathroom first.

 

 

 

Impervious to headahes, I hope!

 

Aries    March 21-April 20

 

You have uncommon courage and dare to go places others would never venture.  You are adventurous & an enthusiastic daredevil.

 

MS Horoscope

You charge into the handicap stall without first checking to see if there is toilet paper.  Will take a shot in the OTHER arm.  You thumb your nose at the co-pay and always drive the fastest scooter at the grocery.

 

 

Nice nosering!

 

Taurus     April 21-May 21

 

You are persistent & determined.  Brave, patient & reliable.  Inflexible, if not predictable.

 

MS Horoscope

You take your meds like clockwork.  You lay out the towel BEFORE a shower.  Must finish 1st at the MS Walk.  And you leave the disabled plakard hanging from the mirror at all times, just in case.

 

 

What are YOU looking at?

 

Gemini    May 22-June 21

 

You are adaptable & versatile.  A supreme seeker of knowledge with incredible communication skills.  Inquisitive.

 

MS Horoscope

 

You memorize the entire disclaimer of a prescription med.  You take over at a doctors appointment.  You know the latest quirky, trendy MS treatment.  You have a Smartphone and aren’t afraid to use it.

 

 

Pinch me awake, please!

 

Cancer   June 22-July 22

 

You are unflinching in the face of adversity.  You ride waves of change because there is no such thing as a problem that can’t be solved.

 

MS Horoscope

 

You are not bothered when disabled parking is full.  You use a rollator for more than just walking.  Can split a pill with a butter knife.  And put your feet up when fatigued.

 

 

A lion with great hair.

 

Leo   July 23-Aug 21

 

You are generous & warm-hearted  Creative & enthusiastic.  A true humanitarian whose job is to protect & serve.  Bossy & intolerant.

 

MS Horoscope

 

Others can still read your handwriting.  You give advice to the newly diagnosed.  Raise money for the MS Society w/ intimidation.  Would give someone in need the cooling vest off your back.

 

 

Doesn’t look happy.

 

Virgo   Aug 22-Sept 23

 

You are strong & fiercely independent.  A meticulous perfectionist.  You are reliable & practical, but you worry too much.

 

MS Horoscope

 

You refuse help getting up after a fall.  You get nervous if a prescription refill is slow to arrive in the mail.  Takes pills/vitamins in order of size–biggest to smallest.  Created My Odd Sock & still thinks it sucks (Me).

 

 

Looks quite balanced.

 

Libra    Sept 24-Oct 23

 

You are fun, charming, sensitive & artistic.  Indecisive.  Intelligent.  Sees both sides of a situation—which is why you can’t make up your mind.

 

MS Horoscope

 

You think an MRI would make a cozy place to cuddle.  Can’t decide between Rebif & Gilenya.  Signs in at the doctor’s office using a calligraphy pen.  And lets others sit closest to the bathroom.

 

 

Creepy-crawly.

 

Scorpio   Oct 24-Nov 22

 

You are determined.  Forceful, powerful & passionate.  A timeless truth seeker with an uncanny ability to see behind the veil.

 

MS Horoscope

 

You dive head-first into every MRI.  You read each research study & are the 1st to try a new treatment.  Believes M&Ms are better than Skittles, hands down.

 

 

Shoot me to get me out of this post!

 

Sagittarius  Nov 23-Dec 22

 

You are blindly optimistic with an endless enthusiasm for life.  Restless, won’t sit still.  And you crave big adventure.

 

MS Horoscope

 

You have more than one mobility device in the trunk of your car.  You believe the surfers in the advertisement really does have MS.  Leads the support group and wants to go to Mexico for authentic salsa & stem cells.

 

 

The last one!

 

Capricorn   Dec 23-Jan 20

 

You are an old soul.  Practical, patient & careful.  Wise & honorable, you do not gamble, but plan, rehearse & execute.

 

MS Horoscope

 

You prefer bar over liquid soap.  You are still using an ABC drug.  Can put on an AFO with your eyes closed.  And you are prompt to rotate the tires on a scooter every 5,000 miles.

 

 

So this ends my time as a fortune teller—thank goodness too, this headwrap is messin my hair something bad!

Look to the stars & keep moving.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

4 Replies to “MS Horoscope”

  1. Sagittarius to the max……restless doesn’t even begin! Another great read, it made me smile 😊

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