Odds & Evens

Fri, Mar 10, 2017

Humor

 

Mostly odd, I guessing.

Mostly odd, I guessing.

 

My Odd Sock works hard to be your agent of the absurd, proctor of the pointless & steward of the stupid.

And this quick post certainly lives up to my low standards.

Here are a couple of items, I’m hopeful will leave you with a weekend smile.

Enjoy!

 

 

Attention Editor:  A re-wording of this headline MAY be neccessary…..

 

Though its growing on me

Though its growing on me

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The words “Boner” and “endowment” shouldn’t be in the same sentence!

 

 

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And, as we all know it’s tax time.

Here is Form 1040V direct from the IRS…..

 

Legal mumbo-jumbo.

Legal mumbo-jumbo.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Careful reading and you’ll find this important reminder…..

 

 

How many zero's?

How many zero’s?

 

“Damn, what am I gonna do now?

               *reading further*

“Oh okay, I can write TWO checks for $50 mill each.  No prob.

 

I’m glad the IRS made that clear.

Now YOU know.

 

Have a tremendous weekend!

 

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3 Responses to “Odds & Evens”

  1. Kim@stuffcould... Says:

    I am so glad you educated me with the IRS rule of 100 million. I will remember that when I write checks for 100 million lol

  2. My Odd Sock Says:

    Margaret,
    Wow, one would need a government muckity-muck just to explain what that means!
    That IS odd!
    Thanks for sharing.

  3. Margaret Says:

    I worked for the State of Florida for almost 32 years. One of the “oddest” policies we had in one of the department’s where I worked was “penalty of non- disregard”. I always thought that sounded like a “double negative”. #governmentmumbojumbo #springforward