My Odd Sock’s Thanksgiving Turkeys

My Odd Sock’s Thanksgiving Turkeys

 

I call the turkey neck!
I call the turkey neck!

 

 

 

Before you are off to enjoy the Thanksgiving holiday, I thought I would share some items found in recent ads that are REAL Thanksgiving turkeys…..

 

 

 

 

The lovely holiday table...
The lovely holiday table…

 

 

Retailers are busy pushing everything you need to set an elegant dining room.

 

Tablecloths, seat covers, flatware, linen napkins, candles…blah, blah, blah.

Lucky for you if you are seated at the “elders” table!

 

Yeah, here we go.
Yeah, here we go.

 

 

 

 

…But NOTHING for the rest of us forced to sit at the kiddie card-table with a paper plate, sippy cup & a spork!

Smh.

 

 

 

 

 

Cover your mouth, dude.
Cover your mouth, dude.

 

Here’s a nice ad showing what you’ll cough up unless you get a no-cost flu shot from Kmart Pharmacy.

 

 

More gravy anyone?

 

 

 

 

Poor poor vagrant.
Poor poor vagrant.

 

 

 

Ah, it’s good knowing Kohl’s is keeping the hobos in shape with 20% off all yoga accesories.

 

 

 

 

 

Raising the roof!
Raising the roof!

 

 

 

Bed, Bath & Beyond checks in with this awesome wireless speaker tower to pump up the jams at your holiday party.

 

This baby comes complete….”with FM Radio!”

 

That’s a great way to kill the party mood….force your guests to listen to Delilah!

 

 

 

Finally, Gander Mountain joins the festivities with this holiday must-have…..

Matches my shoes.
Matches my shoes.

 

…..It’s a Raspberry colored 9mm from Ruger!

 

Yes, be the laughing-stock of the street gang when you cap someone with this berry-colored pistol.

Keep it in your waistband…or in your man-purse.

Your street-cred may take a hit, but your fashion sense will be admired!

 

 

That’s it for my Thanksgiving Turkeys.

If you weren’t getting drowsy enough reading this dribble, the turkey’s triptophan should kick in anytime now.

Have a safe & happy Thanksgiving, ya’ll.sock

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

2 Replies to “My Odd Sock’s Thanksgiving Turkeys”

  1. Great post, Doug. I now know what to get Jennifer for Christmas. Yo-ga! Yo-ga! Yeah, ’cause fashion sense or not, I don’t think the berry-colored pistol would get us very far in Detroit. Hope you had a great Thanksgiving and ready for the holiday season.

  2. Dan,
    You have great taste…don’t let anyone tell you otherwise!
    Happy turkey day to you & Jenn as well!

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