Grab Bar

Grab Bar

 

 

The following is a paid-commercial announcement.

 

 

Hey MSers, tired of the same-ol night on the town?

Fed up with crowded bars?  Restaurants that aren’t accessible?  With blaring music?  And too few restrooms?

Then, My Odd Sock has the place for you.

 

Welcome to…..

 

The place for us!
The place for us!

 

 

Grab Bar!

The exclusive MSer’s nightspot.

 

Designed by MSers—for MSers!

 

 

 

 

Thee place for MS fun!
Thee place for MS fun!

 

You’re gonna love Grab Bar’s easy convenience!

 

Grab Bar is completely accessible.  

All on one level.

So no tricky steps to climb!

 

 

 

 

Places to park your stuff!
Places to park your stuff!

 

 

At Grab Bar, every space is disabled parking only, so you’ll always find a spot right up front!

 

And there’s plenty of room for your mobility aids as well!

 

 

 

Inside, Grab Bar serves ALL your liquid refreshments!

 

Walk on!
Walk on!

 

 

Johnnie Walker is a club fav!

MSers relate well to JW’s logo for some reason.

(Must be the hat)

 

 

Makes your cheeks warm!
Makes your cheeks warm!

 

 

Grab Bar’s mixed drinks are popular too.

 

Like our fruity, Tecfidera Flush…

 

 

Leave your finngerprints behind!
Leave your finngerprints behind!

 

 

 

And don’t forget, Grab Bar puts an MS-spin on popular nightcaps…including our famous Harvey WallWalker.

 

 

 

All drinks come in your choice of three sizes…Small, Medium and I.V. Drip.

 

Come to Grab Bar any night to enjoy a “Shot Night Combo Special.”

Every day get “Copaxone & Captain Morgan.”

Three days/Wk get “Rebif & Royal Canadian.”

Once/Wk get “Avonex & Absolut.”

 

 

Need some physical therapy?  Grab Bar’s got you covered!

 

No more boo-boos!
No more boo-boos!

 

 

 

 

Shake your bootie and boogie the night away on Grab Bar’s padded (for falls) dance floor!

 

 

 

 

Get down!
Get down!

 

DJ “Gimp Gary” spins the tunes & rocks the house playing the hits of your favorite MS artists like…

Elton’s John

Classic rock’s “The Handicap Doors”

and pop sensation “Myelin Cyrus”

 

 

Built for two!
Built for two!

 

 

 

Of course, if you are in the mood for some quiet conversation, then step into Grab Bar’s “MRI Privacy Lounge.”

 

 

 

 

Wall to wall, Grab Bar is the newest MS nightspot!

 

Join us tonight for fun & spirits!

 

And join in on the chorus of Grab Bar’s theme song…

(Sung to the tune of “Cheers”)

“You wanna go where people know…people are all the same.

You wanna go where everybody knows you’re lame.”

 

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