It’s Earmageddon

It’s Earmageddon

 

 

The countdown is on.
The countdown is on.

 

 

Me:   It’s Earmageddon!

 

You:   Earmageddon?  Don’t you mean Armageddon?

 

Me:   No, it’s Earmageddon.  Apparently the final battle between good & evil will take place in the ear canal.

 

 

You:  How do you know?

 

 

Me:   Because we seem to be hoarding enough cotton swabs to last till the end of mankind!

 

The cotton cache.
The cotton cache.

 

 

 

You:   Oh my God, you’re right!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Double check my math.
Double check my math.

 

 

Yes, that is a lot of swabs!

 

All totaled up….Three thousand one hundred and twenty-five to be exact

 

 

 

Using one swab a day per person, my family of four (eight ears) has an ample swab supply to last 781 days.  (That’s over two years & a month!)

 

 

'Ol one ear.
‘Ol one ear.

 

 

On the other hand, the renowned artist, Vinnie van Gogh (with his one ear), would enough enough cotton swabs to last for 17.123 YEARS!

 

 

 

 

 

WAY too many Duggars.
WAY too many Duggars.

 

 

We have amassed enough swabs to last THREE Duggar families for a stretch of 54.8 days!

 

 

 

 

 

Confirmed….That’s a lot of friggin swabs!

Why?

Because there will be an earmaggedon happening soon.  Very soon.

And we’ll be ready.

Will you?

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2 Replies to “It’s Earmageddon”

  1. LOL I am ready for Earmeggedon! That is a bunch of swabs, but now you dont need to buy more for a long time!

Making it official.