The 73rd Annual My Odd Sock Flemmy Awards

The 73rd Annual My Odd Sock Flemmy Awards

 

Oh geez another awards show.
Oh geez another awards show.

 

 

Welcome to the 73rd Annual My Odd Sock Flemmy Awards!

 

Yes, we are smack dab in the middle of awards season which means My Odd Sock must jump on the bandwagon of blatant worthlessness.

 

The Flemmy Awards celebrate the best & the worst (mostly the worst) of 2014 as seen & read here at My Odd Sock.

 

 

 

 

Thank you.  Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you.

 

 

The audience has been restrained to their seats.

And you are encouraged to take your dramamine now as we begin the show!

 

 

 

 

Keep it down in the peanut gallery!
Keep it down in the peanut gallery!

 

 

Our first category is…..Best Comment.

 

The nominees are:

 

Edward McCarte-

“I use to be able to find good advice from your content.”

 

Abasement-

“I think your site is gay.”

 Hotzhaus-

“I like to spam your website.  I like blackhat SEO, pharma, payday loans, viagra, gambling and also adult porn.”

 

I'd like to thank you for nothing.
I’d like to thank you for nothing.

 

 

And the Flemmy goes to…….Hotzhaus!!!

 

 

 

 

 

Was this supposed to be funny?
Was this supposed to be funny?

 

The next category is…..Best Humor Post.

 

And the nominees are:

 

Down On The Farm.  My Odd Sock goes home to visit the ol’ farm.

You’re Not The Only One.  A revealing look at offensive corporate logos.

Haunted House Names You’ll Never See.  My Odd Sock frightens you with a look at haunted houses.

 

 

Chalk it up to bribery.
Chalk it up to bribery.

 

 

And the Flemmy goes to……Down On The Farm!!!

 

 

 

 

 

This is considered "best?"
This is considered “best?”

 

Next we honor…..Best MS Post.

 

Not many to choose from, but the nominees are:

Candy Hearts.  Sweet treats with a love for MS.

Wear’em With Pride.  My Odd Sock designed t-shirts w/ special MS messages.

MS Goes To The Movies.  Your favorite movies with a dx of MS.

 

 

 

Could you move!
Could you move!

 

 

And the Flemmy goes to…..MS Goes To The Movies!

 

 

 

 

Good thing I'm wearing Depends.
Good thing I’m wearing Depends.

 

 

 

And the audience is happy to know this show is almost half over….because they have to pee!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If THIS is the best...
If THIS is the best…

 

 

 

Let’s move on to see what wins the Flemmy for…Best Picture.

 

 

And the nominees are:

 

 

Hey, why so Ruff?
Hey, why so Ruff?

 

 

My Odd Sock getting humped.

 

 

Colorful!
Colorful!

 

 

 

Lungs from A Fun But Grave Danger.

 

 

Drink up!
Drink up!

 

 

And the My Odd Sock Diet Coke Can.

 

 

 

 

 

Oof, I'm getting tired.
Oof, I’m getting tired.

 

 

And the Flemmy goes to…..Getting humped!  (I’ve been called an animal lover, but this is ridiculous)

 

 

 

 

 

Smile & say cheese.
Smile & say cheese.

 

 

Next, we award the Flemmy to the…..Weirdest Photo.

 

 

And the nominees are:

 

 

 

 

Made by Toro.
Made by Toro.

 

 

The combination snowblower/rollator.

 

 

 

Both have a head of wood.
Both have a head of wood.

 

 

 

Young My Odd Sock with Danny O’ Day.

 

 

 

Henpecked for sure!
Henpecked for sure!

 

 

My Odd SOck getting pecked to death.

 

 

 

 

 

Hanging in till the end.
Hanging in till the end.

 

 

And the Flemmy goes to…..Young My Odd SOck & The Dummy (Who’s who not sure!)

 

 

 

 

 

Worst of the worst!
Worst of the worst!

 

 

Which brings us to our final category…..Worst Product.

 

Throughout 2014, My Odd Sock has showcased many consumer products we will never need.

But this is the best of the worst.

 

And the nominees are:

 

For safety blow-do not suck.
For safety blow-do not suck.

 

 

Blow Gun.  Save four dollars!

 

 

 

Light'em up!
Light’em up!

 

 

The Glide-N-Glo walker lights.

 

 

 

 

Comes with its own Visine.
Comes with its own Visine.

 

 

The Winky Cross Body Bag.

 

 

 

Low fat.
Low fat.

 

 

And Donkey Butter.

 

 

 

 

A crumpled mess.
A crumpled mess.

 

 

And the Flemmy goes to…..Glide-N-Glo Walker Lights!

 

 

 

 

Wowzer, 2014 was a big year for My Odd Sock.

But it couldn’t have been possible without you.

Thank you for your readership as together we plod along for a fun-filled 2015 at this worthless website.

Blessings to you in life…and success to those living with multiple sclerosis.

Goodnight everyone!

 

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Making it official.