Lost…And Found?

Lost…And Found?




Sometimes you see the oddest things listed in the classified ads.

Like this ad I noticed…..


Lost


Wow.

I know drones have been in the news a lot lately, but I didn’t think you could actually lose one.

The owners weren’t very descriptive of their lost drone, so you gotta think that it could anything “white & red.”

Plus, because I live on the east side of town, who knows, this thing could be in my very own neighborhood!

So I thought it was worth the time to look around.  Besides, I could always use some sweet reward money!


Here are some items I found that sort of fit the description.

You tell me if I found the missing drone…



Not another Adam Sandler movie.
Not another Adam Sandler movie.




Nah, this is the machine that gives you really crappy movies for a buck.

(Wish it would explode like a drone.)





Mmm Mmm Good.
Mmm Mmm Good.




Though this looks like it crash-landed, it is just a Campbell Soup can.






What a lucky pharmacist.
What a lucky pharmacist.




No.  It doesn’t seem to be able to fly.







Where are the polar bears?
Where are the polar bears?




Eh, too big to be a drone.







Narly!
Narly!





My toothbrush?

Great for getting between teeth, but I seriously doubt it’s a drone.





Give a hoot, don't pollute.
Give a hoot, don't pollute.




Hmm, this looks interesting.

A trash can drone?

Probably not.




A Porta-Palace!
A Porta-Palace!



This porta-potty?

I’ve heard about flying turds, but this doesn’t seem to be a drone.

Although if you must use one on a hot day—it CAN be dangerous to your health.






As you can see my search was null & void.

Maybe the lost drone will turn up in YOUR town.

Please keep me posted and we can split the reward moolaw!

Good luck.


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