It is what it is.
A ridiculous collection of oddball observations & ridiculous ideas to share during this weekend of low-wattage fun.
(Sounds as stupid as a Pauly Shore film festival)
Let the concave begin…
I received this envelope in the mail.
The over-sized, blazing red words “Do Not Bend” caught my eye.
How was this important correspondence delivered to my home?
Folded, like origami, of course!
Eh, turns out it was junk mail anyway. So who cares.
Just thought it was par for the course.
This Sweeper Sucks
Our Hoover Wind Tunnel vacuum has a built-in “Dirt Finder” with a green light when the floor is clean and red light when dirty.
I’m thinking it needs a new green light bulb because it never comes on.
Blown bulb I figure.
Call Me Maybe
In our home, we have a drawer full of old, mainly broken cell phones.
And so, we also have a drawer containing a slew of phone chargers.
What do you do with all this crap?
I have come up with a game! (Yes, call me the Milton Bradley of idiots.)
Can you match the phone on the left…..with the correct charger on the right?
Simply follow the cords!
So goes “Mixed Nuts.” Your weekend can only get better!
Answers: 1-D, 2-C, 3-A, 4-E, 5-B