My Odd Sock Doorbuster Savings!

My Odd Sock Doorbuster Savings!

Shop Early!  Save Big! 

black FridayMy Odd Sock will open early Friday at 2am.

 

 Save 50% on punchlines, jokes & puns.

Save 40% on all inane references to “B” list celebrities.

Buy one call-back joke and get the second one free!

 

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Multiple Sclerosis symptoms are also included!

Save big on body tremors and foot-drop.

Substancial savings on balance, slurred speech & incontinence.

 

Short term memory loss and depression are not included in this sale.

Depression and short term memory are not included in this sale.

Don’t miss the After-Thanksgiving Black Friday holiday sale at My Odd Sock.

 

 

9 Replies to “My Odd Sock Doorbuster Savings!”

  1. I got it. I saw so many people leaving the neighborhood at 5-6 this morning…it was funny. I just couldn’t imagine even attempting to stand in lines to save on a few items if I happened to be one of the lucky few. Let’s see…I need a chair to save them on liability in case some idiot kicks my crutch out from under me…and security to bust a path to the restrooms….to save them again on liability. 🙂 Cleanup in Aisle 5. 😉

  2. Hi, I’m Tim and have MS. I’m in a wheel chair now and have an ileostomy, bet you could have fun with that!! I would like to talk with you sometime. I don’t use the computer much, my sister is doing this for me. I have a friend named Brenda who has written 3 books, she has a colostomy and is a stand up comedian. Funny material, yours and hers. I like your work, enjoy the humor. You are one crazy guy (Steve Martin Quote). Thanks for the laughs.

  3. The CCSVI Liberation Treatment could be the cure but fact remains that the rate of re-occlusion is stuck at 50% and MS patients being treated in the European and Asian countries end up suffering as they did, 3 months ago. While Big Pharmaceutical Corporations and governments in the US and Canada are coming up with new ideas to stop any advancements to the CCSVI theory (Like the superbugs, etc.), millions continue to travel to countries like India and Poland to get this simple procedure and no valuable data is recorded to support the CCSVI theory. Unless we get our position strong enough to support the CCSVI Theory, we will never be able to beat the Pharma Corporations or start the treatment here and many will keep suffering and dying even after having the procedure done. I lost my elder brother last month because of a blood clot in his stent. He got liberated 5 months ago in Poland. We need to prove to the government that this works. Non-profit organizations like the CCSVI Clinic http://www.ccsviclinic.ca/ are tirelessly working to develop safer protocols with teams of world renowned surgeons even though they are feeling the negative pressure from you know who. This Atlanta based Organization has started Clinical Trials for CCSVI and we need to support these groups because they are our only hope to fight for the truth. Without the valuable data that they are collecting offshore, the procedures will not be allowed here, in our own countries.

  4. Awesome blog! I thought about starting my own blog too but I’m just too lazy so, I guess I‘ll just have to keep checking yours out. .LOL,

  5. LOL, love the vaudeville reference “buy one call-back joke and get the second one free.” Oh, the stories you must have about your salad days…

  6. What is the return policy? I have several of the MS symptoms you have on sale and would like to return them!! 🙂 I don’t even want my money back! You can just take them back and sell them to someone else..perhaps someone you don’t really like! 🙂

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