By: Kim

Kim — Sat, 05 Jun 2010 02:15:46 +0000

Having just viewed “I Am Legend,” I have arrived at the awful truth: A virus that was engineered in reverse effect to cure Multiple Sclerosis has instead infected fifty percent of all drivers and rendered them feral, cannibalizing zombies.

After that revelation, Armageddon too scared to hit the road!

By: SpeckledBrain

SpeckledBrain — Thu, 03 Jun 2010 15:57:57 +0000

So true! And they always think that size matters more. I mean, come on, if we’re merging in from an onramp that is ending in 2 feet, and we’re doing 65 mph (wouldn’t go faster would we?), and we’re as close to the vehicle ahead that has ownership of the lane, then why the hell would they jump on the gas as if in a NASCAR race to cut off the angle or something? By the time we can completely slide into the lane, they still fly up onto the back bumper to show their size as if it matters. Bottom line, we then owned the lane for 100 feet, so it would be their fault if we had to brake and they hit us in the rear…but you’re right, they have something that is so much more important, that it’s worth almost ramming a new butthole into a vehicle that shouldn’t have one! I always try to keep an open mind that most people have great intentions and would never want to hurt someone…but these idiots make it look like those nice people no longer exist.

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By: Kim

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