My Odd Sock

Headline:

"France declares war on Al-Qaida."

THAT will put fear in the eyes of those nasty terrorists!
"Phillipe!...Load the croissant launcher!"

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Slippery when wet:

Glad to hear BP finally stopped the leak---they got rid of CEO Tony Hayward!

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No Wonder:

It's no wonder our court system is backed up. A US Appeals court had to bar an executive of the Thomas' English Muffin company from going to work for rival, Hostess.

Apparently, this executive is one of few who knows the "secret" ingredients needed to create Thomas' patented "nooks & crannies!"

Great. Missle-system formatics we don't worry about--but God forbid someone shares the secrets for "nooks & crannies!"

(You want to see nooks & crannies?--just go to any public swimming pool and gander at the folks sitting poolside. Whoa!)

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